Let me start this by quoting the eloquent and well-articulated Mr. Whitley:
“If Uncle Sam doesn’t get a big dose of turtle blood real soon, we could be in real trouble. By we, I mean the United States. By turtle blood, I mean the secret ingredient China is using in its dastardly attempt to kick us off the top of Mount Olympus.”
In this article by AOL Sporting News (lol. AOL.) Whitley then goes on to pseudo-snarkily comment on China’s athletes and their successes while accusing them all of using drugs and ~exotic~ home remedies. The constant substitution of “The People’s Republic” for “China” is another jab at exotifying China and her athletes.
And that’s not even the end of it! Whitley continues with “Chinese cheating was state-sponsored. If a newborn had big hands and feet, she would be plucked from her family, sent to The People’s Republic of Swimming School, pumped full of mystery supplements.”
So instead of congratulating and applauding a legendary and mindblowing feat, Whitley turns this into China using unsavory tactics to beat America. I guess it’s just that unbelievable that an Asian female is something other than a helpless cartoon white guys jack off to.
Go play in traffic.